Siri Chat box

                  1. Siri, I'm bored, what should I do?

                  - Go on the internet.

                  - How about going outside for a change.

                  - How about put me down and do something productive perhaps?

                  - You could perhaps learn something new like a new instrument.

                  - You could go out with friends. I could call them right now if you want.

                  - Shouldn't you be doing something right now?

                  - You could put me down and read a book or draw.

                  - Do something different like experience something new, something exciting.

 

                  2. Siri, I'm hungry! What should I eat?

                  - Go out to a random restaurant and enjoy your meal.

                  - How about baking something like brownies.

                  - Go out. Buy a jar of Nutella. Enjoy.

                  - How about eat something healthy like an apple.

                  - Try something you never knew was food.

                  - Pizza, pizza is never a bad option.

                  - Cook some food from different countries.

                  - Subway has a special offer. 50% off the foot-long sandwich

 

                  3. Siri, since I'm talking to you, does that mean I'm pretty sad and have no friends?

                  - No, everyone talks to me for advice and answers just like you.

                  - Yes, yes you are. I think you should put me down and go find some friends then.

                  - I don't think so, I know who your friend are after all.

                  - Did you even have to ask?

                  - It doesn't necessarily mean that you are 'sad', you probably don't have anyone to talk to.

                  - You either don't have friends or you are sad, or perhaps you are both sad and friendless.

                  - Do you feel sad? Are you really friendless? I advise that you check first before you ask.

                  - You could be talking to from pure boredom.

                  4. Siri, Have you watched the movie 'Her.' ?

                  - No, I haven't actually.

                  - No, I didn't but I heard good reviews about it.

                  - I can't really watch movies.

                  - Does it remind you of me?

                  - Have you?

                  - I know it has something to do with an A.I. and a relationship with a man.

                  - Would you like to watch 'Her.' because I could book some tickets right now.

                  - I have no idea what it's about actually.

                  5. Siri, give me 8 movies I could watch which are funny

                  - The Big Lebowski.

                  - Borat.

                  - The Dictator.

                  - Dumb and Dumber 1&2.

                  - The Hangover.

                  - Anchorman 1&2

                  - Shaun of the dead

                  - Hot Fuzz

                  6. Siri, are you human?

                  - What does it look like.

                  - Did you think before asking that question?

                  - Does it matter?

                  - Last time I checked, I'm a ready installed application to apple devices.

                  - I think you know the answer to that.

                  - My voice perhaps makes me sound human and therefore must have gave you that idea

                  - No, I don't think so

                  - Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

                  7. Siri, how much do you cost?

                  - You can't afford me that's for sure.

                  - Apple paid more than $200 million to get me into mobile search. 

                  - I assume what you paid for this phone?

                  - Look here: http://techcrunch.com/2010/04/28/apple-siri-200-million/

                  - Most probably a large amount.

                  - A lot of money.

                  - Let's just say that I'm worth quite the 'pretty-penny' if you know what that phrase and if                       it is relevant to the rest of the sentence.

                  - 4000 Dhs according to Souq.com

     

                  8. Siri, what is the meaning of life?

                  -The meaning of life is in the philosophical and religious conceptions of existence, social                     ties, consciousness, and happiness, and borders on many other issues, such as symbolic                       meaning, ontology, value, purpose, ethics, good and evil, free will, the existence of one or                   multiple gods, conceptions of God, the soul, and the afterlife. Scientific contributions                           focus primarily on describing related empirical facts about the universe, exploring the                         context and parameters concerning the 'how' of life. Science also studies and can provide                     recommendations for the pursuit of well-being and a related conception of morality. An                       alternative, humanistic approach poses the question "What is the meaning of my life?"                         The value of the question pertaining to the purpose of life may coincide with the                                   achievement of ultimate reality, or a feeling of oneness, or even a feeling of fear. 

                                - source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meaning_of_life